The Corruption Test
 Attention! This is not Splarka's test. The Lexxian who brought it to us is GFXdude (GFX|HB).
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1. Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? 1
2. Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person? 2
3. Ever tried alcohol? 1
4. Ever been drunk? 2
5. Ever play drinking games? 2
6. Ever fall down because you drank too much? 3
7. Ever drink enough to throw up? 4
8. Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? 5
9. Ever been forceably removed from a bar? 8
10. Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl? 5
11. Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week? 3
12. 4 times a week? 1
13. 5 times a week? 1
14. 6 times a week? 1
15. 7 times a week? 1
16. Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar 4
17. Ever try marijuana? 4
18. hashish? 4
19. magic mushrooms? 4
20. Do you do drugs regularly? 4
21. More than 4 times a week? 4
22. Ever bought soft drugs? 4
23. Ever sell drugs? 8
24. Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? 12
25. Ever used barbiturates? 8
26. Ever used hallucinogens? 8
27. Ever used narcotics? 10
28. Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? 8
29. Ever been on a date? 2
30. Ever been felt up, groped? 2
31. to orgasm? 2
32. Ever had sexual intercourse? 6
33. Ever had a bath or shower with a partner? 5
34. Ever paid for sex? 8
35. Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? 4
36. Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? 8
37. Ever engage in the 69 position? 4
38. Ever engage in oral sex? 4
39. to orgasm? 2
40. Ever engage in anal sex? 6
41. to orgasm? 2
42. Ever contract an STD? 12
43. Ever had sex without a contraceptive? 4
44. Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? 12
45. Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? 4
46. Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? 9
47. Ever had sex in a public place? 6
48. Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act? 4
49. Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? 10
50. Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification? 8
51. Ever used sex toys? 6
52. Ever bought something in a sex shop? 3
53. Ever pass out during sex? 5
54. Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity 4
55. Ever licked or have someone lick an eyeball? 1
56. toes? 2
57. ears? 1
58. Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? 3
59. Ever have sex with a relative? 5
60. Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot? 6
61. Does necrophilia, pedophilia, or bestiality turn you on? 20
62. Ever been arrested? 8
63. Convicted? 7

        Your score:

SCORING: [out of 317 points possible]
0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you.
21-40 You barely make our scale.
41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.
61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.
101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.
131-160 You're enjoying life to the max.
161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?
200+ You're going straight to hell.